This conversation actually occurred last thursday. I am sadly not making this up. I really really wish I was. I was the customer: Customer: Can you give me $5.00 on pump number one? That should maybe get me a gallon or so of gas and get me home. Clerk: F^(#!n Bush. Customer: You think if he hadn't started that War in Iraq, gas prices might not be so high? Clerk: Well, he started it to get the guy who blew up the twin towers. We had to go after somebody... they put a big hole in...